I understand that scissors can be paper, and I get how Rock can beat scissors, but there’s no way paper can beat rock. Paper is suppose to magically wrap around leaving it immobile? why cant paper do this to scissors? screw scissors, why cant paper do this to people? why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? ill tell you why, because paper cant beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in two seconds. when i play rock paper scissors, i always chose rock. then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper i can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh sorry i thought paper would protect you.
Hahahhah! Saw this on a poster in a restaurant!
